Southern Fried Romney

“Corporations are people too, my friend.” – Mitt Romney. Does this mean that when Romney dismembers a corporation to spin off its parts for resale he can be arrested and convicted of first degree homicide with special circumstances? That means Death Row, baby! The court trial venue would have to be moved from Massachusetts of course to an impartial venue like say…Texas. Betcha Rick Perry already has Romney’s prison cell waiting for him with the death penalty sentence appeal denials already written. I hear he’s bringing in the electric chair for this special occasion. Romney gets the volts and Perry gets the votes